Definition of a Chav
A Person whos mission in life is to annoy people, talk in a stupid accent, start fights and drive around in their crappy suped up cars with their 'banging' stereo systems
|
|
The Dictionary
1. Crusty- Similar to original meaning
2. Scranage- Slang word for food
3. Mush- Used to end sentences
4. Innit’- Slang for ‘is it not?’
5. Gilly- Insult to a person who does not conform to the standards of a chav
6. Bar- Chav currency, equivalent to pounds sterling
7. Gel- To move in a direction quickly
8. Rex- As above
9. Tearin’- As above
10. Foch- Bad pronouciation of the word ‘fuck’
11. Grievner- Expression for ones misfortune
12. Da’- Used by northern chavs
13. Diss- To disrespect a item or person
14. Mint- Chav equivilent of good
15. Larry- A person who appears to be a loner
16. Safe -When something meets the standard of a chav
17. Merve- A ‘uncool’ person
18. Sound- See ‘safe’
19. Err- Used in conjunction with mush, also used to begin or end a sentence
20. Cushty- Description of a cool item
21. Shithot- A more vulgar version of ‘cushty’
22. Keks- A word for underwear
23. Stump- A attractive person
24. Sweet- See ‘cushty’
25. Notes- slang for money
26. Burn- Another word for smoking a cigarette
27. Toke- To share a illegal substance
28. Drag- As above
29. Wank- A decent material
30. Minge- Slang for female genitalia
31. Fanny- As above/ also as a insult
32. Tug- To engage in a act of self-pleasure
33. Ker- To engage in sexual intercourse
34. Taxed- To unlawfully take ones personal items
35. Chourd- as above
36. Fit- A attractive woman
37. Rattley- a chav’s girlfried or ‘bitch’
38. To’ right- A agreement with a statement
39. Tredder- A bike
40. Trek- To go on a long journey
41. Jubber- a filfhy individual
42. Bangin’- A expression of how good something is
43. Spaggage- A term used in emphasising how good something is
44. Solid- A reference to how strong someone is
45. Leonard- A variation of merve
46. Noddy- a uncool person ( in a chavs view)
47. State- When something is the opposite of mint
48. Barney- To engage in physical violence (usually after a pint)
49. Rumble- as above
50. Spark you out- To knock someone out in a single punch
51. Sound- Same as ‘mint’
52. Sorted- A agreement
53. Pogger- To beat someone up
54. Squid- Same as ‘bar’
55. Preggers- To be pregnant
56. Up the duff- as above
57. Wha’s the crack- What’s going on
58. Minger- A really ugly person
59. Bang- To engage in sexual intercourse or to fight someone
60. Gaffe- Place of accomodation
61. Greibos’- Fans of rock music etc
62. Sort you out- To physically abuse someone
63. Pranny- A insult to an uncool person
64. Dunny- As above
65. Gov- People of authority
66. Boss- As above
67. Revvin’- A decent piece of kit
68. Steamin’- To be in a state of drunkeness
69. Battered- To be physically abused
70. Robbed- To take another persons belongings
71. Spark up- To light a cigarette
72. Ramp it- To misuse a car or bike
73. Batty- bum
74. Lush- A reference to how cool something is
75. Manger- Variation of minger
76. Nosh- To receive oral sex
77. Lauched- To throw something
78. Moey- A chav word for mouth
79. Straightner- To engage in physical violence, a social event for chavs
80. Gavvers- The Police
81. Chattin’ on about- What do you mean
82. Blaggin- To mask the truth
83. Floor it- to drive a car very fast
84. Blitzin’- Travelling at high speeds
85. Crusin’- To drive your souped up Vauxhall Nova around town on a Sunday night
86. Wire it- To hotwire a car
87. Blazin’- See Blitzin’
88. Sweaties- A word for skaters
89. Battyboy- A person who is homosexual
90. Proper- to do somethin the correct way
91. Full suspension- The chav’s favorite part of a bike
92. Rodney- Insult to a uncool person
93. Harsh- Similar to original meaning, similar to grieved
94. Get off your trolley- Telling someone to rethink a decision
95. Mullered- To be physically abused
96. Mowed- To be run over by a car
97. Grass- To inform the authorities of illegal activities
98. Dob- As above
99. Lamp- to physically abuse someone
100. Gonk- A insult to people
101. Fraggle- A insult to other uncool people
102. Pegged- To run away in a quick fashion
103. Dig- To carry out abuse or a physical offense to a smaller person
104. Blindo- To get in a state of drunkenness
105. Skitso- To go wild whilst under the influence of alcohol
106. Noggin’- Someone’s head
107. Nut’- To use your head as a offensive weapon to someone elses head
108. Chops- Somebodys face
109. Sheen-
110. Clocked- To physically abuse someone
111. Legged it- Move away quickly
112. Gilly-Far-Bar – A extension of the word gilly
113. Yard- A term used for a house
114. Bifta- A splif
115. Bunk- A term to express the badness of something
116. Chat- A slang word for cannabis
117. Jaked- Something that is broken
118. Bloto- same as ‘blindo’
119. Rat Assed- To get very intoxicated. See ‘blindo’
120. Gomo- See ‘Gilly’
121. Boy Racin’- To drive your second-hand or stolen skoda though town doing 80.
122. Fat Head- Insulting comment about the size and shape of one’s head.
123. Meat Head- As above
124. Yes Mate- ‘Hello Friend’
125. Yes Eye dunnie cunt- A more vulgar version of the latter term.
126. Minner- Adaption of mint
127. Prime trim- Attractive member of the opposite sex
128. Talent- As Above
129. Tottie- As Above
130. Geezer- A familiar term for a person or friend
131. Dodgey- Something that ain’t ‘safe’
132. Scavie- somebody who never has their own fags/money/food etc
133. Mission- To go out on a long journey (usually with a purpose)
134. Ay’ up duck, wha’s the crack- Excuse me my friend, could you tell me what is going on
135. Never trever- No way
136. Na Mate Na- No Thank You
137. Blatently- Yes definitely, you should
138. Fuck me John- Fuck me mate
139. Bone or boned- to have or to have had sex
140. Mac or Macced- As above
141. Gobble- vulgar term for oral sex
142. Shiner- see above
143. Gutted- to have a feeling of unhappyness due to a bad or uncontrollable event.
144. Stitched- To be done over or mistreated by friends
145. Chuffed- To be very pleased with ones self
146. Knob Jockey or sausage jockey- a term for a homsexual
147. Lick my sacks- Vulgar term implying that someone should place their testicles in your face/mouth for your enjoyment
148. Having it large- Having a period of jubilation
149. Swear down now- A chav’s sacred promise to each other
150. Not a prayer- No chance
151. Mashed- to be high on illegal substances
152. Off the box mush- to be insane
153. Booerwan- Bucket (smokin pot though a bottle device)
154. Booeka- as above
155. Bubbley- Term for a bucket or a bong
156. Doobey- Splif
157. Junkie- Drug addict
158. Twinkie- Half smoked splif
159. Splee- Splif
160. Scag rat- An abusive insult comparing someone to a heroin taking rat
161. Skip- A term for something that is ‘crap/shit’
162. Trashed- To be scared
163. Townie- Glouster slang for someone that is a chav
164. Legend- A term for a friend who has performed a pleasing act or good deed. The highest praise of a chav
165. On my tod- See ‘larry’
166. Band-jacks-motor- A badly maintained car
167. Motor- car
168. Banger- A bad car
169. Wheels- a term for transport in general
170. Sap- A person who acts like a idiot
171. Flid- A term of abuse reffering to deformed people with no arms and legs
172. Spaco- As above
173. Bint- idiot
174. Biffa- Term for a ugly female
175. Dunney- Northern/Australian slang for toilet, chav use the slang to describe a idiot
176. Divvie- A insult
177. Heffer- A largely obese person
178. Twatted- To be hit by someone
179. Jabbed- As above
180. Whacked- As above
181. At the end of the day- Said every five minutes meaning, ‘well after this is over’
182. Ginger-(not said as spelt, rhymes with singer) A term for a person with ginger hair
183. Porchin’- Staring
184. Butch or butchers’- to have a look
185. Gander- As above
186. Ganz- As above
187. Knobbed- To engage in sexual intercourse
188. Shag- As above
189. Kotch- To hang out or stay
190. Perch- as above
191. Rank- disgusting
192. Chinned- To use your head as a offensive weapon (headbutt)
193. Munchies- to be hungry
194. Hard- to be renowned for winning fights (associate with reputation)
195. Ribbed- to be punched in the ribs
196. Jawed- to be punched in the jaw
197. Cracked- to have been physically abused
198. Bush- When something is displeasing
199. Raged- To be in a fit of madness
200. Grundy Bundy- See Above
201. Told- To be put in your place
202. Royally- Emphasizes the seriousness of a situation
203. Bail out- See Gel
204. Flipped- To lose control of your self
205. Gutner- Variant of ‘gutted
206. manger- Variant of minger
207. Gammy- When something is ‘jubby’
208. Bait- A word to describe a food substance
209. Coffin Dodgers- Old people
210. Mongo- A person of intellectual disadvantage
211. Maccy D’s- A branch of McDonalds
212. Munter- A ugly piece of flesh of the opposite sex
213. Stonkin-A person of the opposite sez that is "Stump"
214. Bumboy-A homosexual person (If you find a gay chav, please tell us!!)
215. Roared- To Laugh out loud
216. Nabbed-To steal an possesion thay doesnt belong to them
The Chav dictionary will be updated regularly. Our researchers are hot on the trail following the low life scum known as 'chavs'. These researchers are risking life and limb to get more information on the underground 'chav' language.
The sounds of the chav
Batty boy
Crusty
Gavvers
Jubber
Launcher
Love Child
Motor
Nick Bunt
Nothing
Poggered
Rumble
Safe As
Sparked
Tredder
These sounds are for the benift of thoughs who havent experienced the pleasure of hearing a chav first hand. You need to downloaded them, then unzip them, the reason for this is that we found 'some' school servers have blocked the download of mp3s!!! Ohh the humanity!!! Anyway ENJOY!
Ordering Information.
We are currently thinking of selling copies of the chav dictionary in a professional "hard back" format, keep wathcin this space for details if it goes ahead
